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Sunday, 11 September 2005
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Come Again
By Thornley
Easy Comes
see relatedZombie Attack
Today, I made what is quite possibly my best purchase ever: The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks.
Not only is it witty and hilarious, I'll be one of the few kicking Zombie ass when they attempt to overrun humanity. If you doubt me (which you shouldn't), here's a small, completely kickass excerpt.
Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack
1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.
If you're still not convinced then theres nothing I can do for you. Have fun fending off the living dead on your own.
Saturday, 10 September 2005
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Holiday
By Green Day
Holiday
see relatedJust for Rachel:
There's the talent, although I think the heelpalm is pretty damn fine.
Friday, 09 September 2005
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Currently Listening
Born Too Slow
By The Crystal Method
Born Too Slow
see relatedIf you questioned me before...
For more of my work (and to prove I'm not artistically inept) go to mattpurcell.deviantart.com.
Thursday, 08 September 2005
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Currently Listening
Getting Away With Murder
By Papa Roach
Not Listening
see relatedJumping on the hate bandwagon
It seems that everyone is making posts about the things that people do that they hate. Well, I thought I would take it one step further. Here is a list of things that, should you do, I will heelpalm you in the face for.
1. omG hi2u! If you type like this or, heaven forbid, talk like this, I will not only heelpalm you, I'll kill you. Use correct grammar and spelling. It's what you go to school for.
2. Taking pictures of yourself at obscenely strange angles and under terrible and dark lighting does not make you artistic. It means you're a) fat or b) too much of a dumbass to work a camera properly.
3. Emo-anything.
4. Popped collars. If I see your collar up (or your hat sideways etc) I'll drag you out back and beat your sorry "Punk/Emo/Cool" ass into the ground.
5. Rude people. "Do not puff up and try to act like God's gift to EARTH because your manager isn't around. Be nice to people god damnit. Say "please", and "thank you", and "excuse me". Say "bless you" when someone sneezes. Hold the door for handicapped people and midgets (Why midgets? I don't know!) Buy a coworker a drink once in a while, or at least offer. Just be polite, be courteous, be a mother fucking human. The world doesn't have the means to feed your giant fucking ego." --Thanks to Juan for this one--
So now you know. If I see any offenders, just remember: Heelpalm to the face.
Wednesday, 07 September 2005
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Currently Listening
Move Along
By The All-American Rejects
Top of the World
see relatedHope you like green. If not, this is what you waited two months for. Cry me a river.
This entry is going to be rather short, as it hurts to lift my arms to the keyboard and type (judo + resistance training = pain... plus Duke armbar'd me and it didn't feel too great).
Nothing new happening and I have nothing new to rant about (women drivers are a constant source of rant material, but I already used it) so if you have a subject to suggest let me know. I need something to talk about.
Oh, and this October: Judo competition at A&M. Be there (or I'll submit your ass).
gr33n.
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